Who tweeted it: Dylan or Cole Sprouse?
Who tweeted it: Dylan or Cole Sprouse?
they look the same, but do they tweet the same?
they look the same, but do they tweet the same?
"I want to move so slow that moss grows on me what speed is that"
"How come baby monkeys can hold on for so long while this stupid human baby keeps falling off my back?"
"You'll go far kid, but only if you treat EVERY one of your social media pages like a dating profile~"
"Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games perfectly captures the systemic corruption, blood money, and civil unrest in a kooky new way!"
"*strips naked for a Nokia flip phone* IT'S CALLED ART SHUTUP GRANDMA"
"Please don't wear driving gloves"
"Not every day of the year has to be "national tin can appreciation day" or some other holiday targeting a 3 person demographic in Nebraska"
"Bad at goodbyes? Don't you mean good at badbyes?"
"Why form your own political opinions when you can just listen to completely unqualified celebrities #LikeMyself?"
"Don't be the weird kid that ignores a parent's phone call because you're with friends."