Quiz: Real Donald Trump Policy Or Policy Of Our Warped Imaginations?
Quiz: Real Donald Trump Policy Or Policy Of Our Warped Imaginations?
It's harder than it seems...
It's harder than it seems...
Start a trade war with China.
Permanently rehouse the Bill of Rights in Trump Tower.
Ban handshakes.
Stop Japan selling so many cars to the US.
Ban dolphins from the US.
Start charging Saudi Arabia up to $1bn/day for Middle East security.
Become besties with Vladimir Putin.
Rename the White House 'Trump House', rename Capitol Hill 'Trump Hill'.
Make every American have their birth certificate on them at all times for counter-terrorism purposes.
Stop the president chewing gum on overseas trips.
Create a super amendment called the Trump amendment that literally trumps all other amendments.
Ban new-born children in the US being named 'Donald'.
Ban 'perverts' from public office.
Re-invade Iraq and take all its oil.
Make his son Donald 'Don' Trump Jr the vice president.
Rename 'Top Trumps' 'Trump Trumps'.
Ban use of the term ‘climate change’ in all government communications.
Enforce a top secret, “foolproof” plan that will defeat Isis “quickly and effectively” but not tell anyone what it is.
Create a national day for Chris Kyle, the ‘American Sniper’.
Ban the national curriculum.
Fund a mission to Mars by 2020 to search for ‘Mars oil’.
Replace the Bald Eagle with the Trump Caterpillar as the US national animal.
Abolish the position of secretary of state.
Build a giant wall around Mexico and make Mexico pay for it.
Reduce the number of States to 25 to cut 'red tape'.
Ban windmills.