15 Simpson Quotes You Can Use In A Business Meeting

"A little on the nose, don't you think?"

"Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm'? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?"

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

"Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Me-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore! I just tripled my productivity."

"Okay. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? You know...the things?"

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"You have 10 seconds to explain your actions before we open fire! It's my first day."

"Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

"You work, and you slave, and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring... don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick?!?"

"And in honor of this momentous occasion, we're having ribs!"

"I was working on a flat tax proposal, and I accidentally proved there's no god."

"And as such, we are entitled to a percentage of your profits. Something in the area of 100 percent."