Would You Rather: Fargo Edition

Sit at a stopped train on Broadway for an entire day,

or get a parking ticket every day for a month?

Pay every street performer you see forever and they are all awesome,

or not have to pay any street performers, but they are all awful.?

Swim in the Red River,

or walk in a downtown dive bar barefoot?

Run around a block wearing only a swimsuit in January,

or run around the block wearing three parkas in July?

Give a last-minute, unplanned performance at a standup comedy open mic night,

or a very well-rehearsed, choreographed dance at The Northern?

Run through West Acres in your underwear,

or tailgate a Bison game in a UND sweatshirt?

Run up and down the Island Park stairs for an hour,

or lay motionless in the tennis courts for an entire day?

Drink a half-finished beer from the bathroom floor at a bar,

or eat an abandoned order of fries from the floor of the bleachers at the FargoDome?

Shovel the FargoDome parking lot,

or push mow all of the grass in Island park?