Could You Survive An Eli Roth Horror Movie?
Could You Survive An Eli Roth Horror Movie?
With "The Green Inferno" now scaring audiences out of their seats, see if you have what it takes to survive one of the horror director's thrilling films!
With "The Green Inferno" now scaring audiences out of their seats, see if you have what it takes to survive one of the horror director's thrilling films!
Which best describes your relationship status?
Any dietary restrictions?
Ideal place to hide?
What do you think about going on social activist trips to unknown lands?
Would you trust strangers speaking in a foreign language to each other and pointing at you?
Which body part would you mind parting with the least?
If a horde of bad guys are chasing you and your friend trips and falls, do you help him?
Weapon of choice?
People would describe you as...
If you were a character in an Eli Roth horror movie, which actor or actress would you want to help you survive?
You'd turn the tables and survive unscathed!
You'd turn the tables and survive unscathed!
Well-done -- you've outwitted those with sinister intentions, and made it out with barely a scratch on you! For most of your life, people have told you that you were too pessimistic, and always looking for the evil in everyone. Little did they know you were doing the right thing, because who knows if you can really trust the shady hostel owner, talking in another language while smirking at you? Overall, you're a survivor because you're brave, bold and know exactly when to make a break for it.
You'd escape... but would probably be injured
You'd escape... but would probably be injured
You made it! Unfortunately, you may be missing one or more body parts, but as long as your head and heart are still intact, you're in pretty good shape. The reason you survived is you eventually acted on the nagging suspicions about seemingly friendly people, and hatched a plan to escape at all costs. You should encourage others to trust their instincts more if they have a similar thought-process to you.
You'd survive longer than others, but still be food for your captors!
You'd survive longer than others, but still be food for your captors!
You gave it your all... but unfortunately your all wasn't good enough. Don't be too concerned -- you're at least helping out feed a starving cannibalistic tribe. Next time, you should be less worried about helping your comrades escape, and more concerned with saving your own butt. While it's beautiful to be altruistic, you can throw virtue out the window in matters of life and death!
What!? You'd be the first death!
What!? You'd be the first death!
Oh my lord! Have you even seen one of Eli Roth's horror films? You are way too trusting an individual, blindly following around strangers while they speak a foreign language under their breath and whistle an eerie tune. By trying to live your life the most pure way - through your conservative eating habits and avoiding drinking and recreational drugs - you are putting yourself at the biggest risk!