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Lindsay Burchette
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On May 3, 2018
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Favorite place to dine in Seymour?

How many Eagles Football games do you plan to attend this upcoming season?

It's Saturday morning in Seymour. Where are you?

Where do you get your gas?

YOUR DOG GOT LOOSE...AGAIN!

YOUR DOG GOT LOOSE...AGAIN!

Well well well, looks like your dog is running around the Kroger parking lot/high school/Dollar General AGAIN. Most of us love Roscoe, but Susan really wishes you would take better care of your pets. She's #justsayin.

YOUR LANDSCAPING SERVICES WERE TERRIBLE.

YOUR LANDSCAPING SERVICES WERE TERRIBLE.

You over-charged and you didn't even do the cool criss-cross pattern in the yard, AND you ran over John's inflatable Tweety Bird with a santa hat he still had out from December. What is wrong with you?! If I had to guess, you aren't from around here, actin' that way...

YOU CUT CARLETTA OFF LEAVING FOOD CITY, YOU HIPPIE SCUM.

YOU CUT CARLETTA OFF LEAVING FOOD CITY, YOU HIPPIE SCUM.

Dear person in the black hybrid, you are a danger to other vehicle operators and pedestrians alike, and thank God Carletta was here to let us all know about it, as well as posting your full license plate number and "coexcist" bumper sticker for everyone to see. Coexist? Try coexisting on the road. Thankfully we all know to watch for you now.

YOU DIDN'T ASK NANCY HOW HER MOMMA WAS WHEN YOU WERE WAITING ON HER TABLE AT CHAPMAN'S.

YOU DIDN'T ASK NANCY HOW HER MOMMA WAS WHEN YOU WERE WAITING ON HER TABLE AT CHAPMAN'S.

Who even raised you? Sure the food was great- orders correct, everything was nice and hot and served in a timely manner, but did you ask about Momma's hip? Do you even care about this community? Maybe you should go back to South Knoxville if you're going to treat people like that.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET ALEX SO HE COULD BUY YOUR VGUC PAW PATROL SET AND YOU NEVER SHOWED.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET ALEX SO HE COULD BUY YOUR VGUC PAW PATROL SET AND YOU NEVER SHOWED.

You left Alex waiting in that parking lot so long that he actually got to witness Carletta getting cut off in the Food City parking lot. It's people like you who make this world a horrible place.

YOU JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE TO BE POSITIVE!

YOU JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE TO BE POSITIVE!

You did this to yourself, literally. With all the negativity, you just wanted to remind all the practical strangers on the group that most of what's wrong with them is their lack of positive thinking. You're an absolute treasure, but you already know that, don't you?

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