What Is Your Bond Movie Nickname?

Everyone in a Bond movie has a cool name, like Plenty O'Toole, or Thumper, or May Day, or Goldfinger, or Q. What is yours?

Linda Casablanca
Created by Linda Casablanca
On Mar 29, 2017

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Your Bond nickname is Danger Pants.

Your Bond nickname is Danger Pants.

They don't call you Danger Pants for nothing. You are hot, brave, smart and scary at the same time, and you are not to be trifled with. You turn a lot of heads... with your THIGHS! Yeah, you can be a bit rough, but when it comes down to it, you always do the right thing by driving the bomb away from the populated area, sacrificing yourself for the greater good. BOOM! Oh no! Danger Pants? Are you okay?

Your Bond Nickname is Professor Monocle Scar.

Your Bond Nickname is Professor Monocle Scar.

You are an evil genius and everyone knows it. Look at you! You wear a suit without a collar, you built your secret lair in the shape of a skull, you have a cat, you scheme a lot. Now if only one of your evil schemes could come to fruition without being foiled by James Bond. Good luck with that, Professor!

Your Bond nickname is Z.

Your Bond nickname is Z.

Hey Z. You love nothing more than creating gadgets and giving them to the people who can use them in high-pressure, certain-death type situations. Exploding pens, pen rocket launchers... ink that when dropped from a pen can eat through metal bars. Okay, so you like pens. What? They're good for gadgetting.

Your Bond nickname is 003 License to Wound.

Your Bond nickname is 003 License to Wound.

You are a lover and a fighter. You've taken a few karate chops to the face, but you've always managed to throw the bad guy off the train at the right moment. And sure, you get into a few tight spots, but when it comes down to it, you know you can always roll your crotch out of the way of the laser, deflect the beam with your special watch, and stop the bomb just as it ticks towards zero. Good show, 003!

Your Bond nickname is Pencilskirt.

Your Bond nickname is Pencilskirt.

You do all the work for none of the glory. This place would fall to pieces without you. Everyone thinks they are so important, but where would they be without all the messages you take, hmm? Dead, probably. Oh Pencilskirt. If only James could see that you are the only one for him. But he won't, will he? Or won't he? ... No. He won't. Sorry, Pencilskirt.

Your Bond nickname is Neville Treaclefoot.

Your Bond nickname is Neville Treaclefoot.

Oh Neville, you always seem to show up in the wrong place at the wrong time, shouting all the wrong things. Chill, dude. You're supposed to be a secret agent. And you know what? When it comes down to it, you're a pretty good one. Not a great one, but... you know... if you were killed in the line of duty, we would be sad. Not devastated, but sad.

Your Bond nickname is Bossy Boss McBosserton.

Your Bond nickname is Bossy Boss McBosserton.

You are in charge. It is clear to everyone that you have a bit of a past. You've seen some stuff, and you've been through some stuff, but you don't talk about that. You don't have time for living in the past because that is how people get killed. You know how else people get killed? By not following your orders! You know what you're talking about. Now if only James would listen to you, he'd save the world more often.

Your Bond nickname is Oops I. Droppeditt.

Your Bond nickname is Oops I. Droppeditt.

You tell everyone your name is 'Oopsie I. Droppeditt' like it is the actual name you were born with. For some reason, you don't seem to know what the I stands for. Also curious, is the fact that you do drop a lot of stuff. People tend to bring out their binoculars when you bend over to retrieve it. Even if they are standing right next to you. Oopsie!

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