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20 Hilarious Tweets About Quarantining That Will Ease Your Anxiety

When we're not straight up panicking about the coronavirus we're laughing at ourselves in quarantine. Check out these hilariously topical tweets:

Lea Abelson
Created by Lea Abelson
On Apr 2, 2020
1

You can have all the eggs you want now:

While in quarantine your menu gets a little more sophisticated and you get to eat things that would normally be a pain to bring to the office.

2

What can I do but patrol social media for new stories:

You have a surplus of time on your hands so watching social media is now your past time...

3

I especially relate to the dread:

That feeling when you enter your bathroom, you turn on the tap and proceed to wash your face...

4

When every day becomes the same, there's no need to call it a special name:

Every day is today and tomorrow will also be today, just a day with no connotation...who needs days of the week!

5

Should I order takeout? No too dangerous...Ok I'm gonna do it!

Delivering take out usually spurs a major internal argument, but after you do it, you know it's the noble thing to do.

6

Beware of the bubbles:

Wash your hands before eating and do not let bubbles float into your mouth, no matter how whimsical the feeling!

7

You should be so lucky Ben Schwartz:

A gift with a sense of humour has become some peoples' biggest life line.

8

It's anxiety, breathe...it's anxiety...

This can be paired with hot flashes and an upset stomach which can mimic fever and gastrointestinal issues. Gotta love anxiety.

9

Hmm, if you live with her...then how come you're hanging out with him...yesterday...but today you're with her...

You're trying to follow your friends insta-stories but it seems that they either have 8 different roommates, or their a time travelling warlock.

10

How are people cooking when I freak out when I so much as peel a potato:

Don't forget to wash the knife! :O

11

When inanimate objects start to irritate you:

Oh hello lamp. it's you again.

12

We got this introverts, this is our time:

Business as usual I suppose?

13

Is it social distancing if you're in a crowded public space?

Why don't you get your social distancing butt home.

14

When you see people in public like it's no big deal:

No one is invincible to this virus but some people will risk it all for an insta-story?

15

It's just me and my bubble:

As you stare out your window, a wave of relief washes over you as you realize you do not have to interact with your least favorite coworker Kevin at work today or any day after that for that matter.

16

There will be domestic disputes:

With living in such close quarters, tensions can run high.

17

20 seconds my friend, 20 seconds...

Come on, you gotta at least sanitize.

18

Please win the game soon:

The fate of humanity is riding on Jumanji. This makes me think we have a chance!

19

Ok who's it gonna be:

Put the finger guns down, easy now. Your mother and I are going to a chalet in North Hampton.

20

This enlightening truth:

Reality is veering into itself and we realize...things aren't as structured or regimented as they have to be. Groovy.

21

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