Explaining the Stages of Cuffing Season
Explaining the Stages of Cuffing Season
Wondering what cuffing season is all about? This conversation has you covered! Read on to get the lowdown on what cuffing season is, what your strategy should be and how to catch up.
Wondering what cuffing season is all about? This conversation has you covered! Read on to get the lowdown on what cuffing season is, what your strategy should be and how to catch up.
Best Friend 👯
OMG!! Guess who has a date for Friday night 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
Latina
YAAAS! You better do that. So who's on the rest of your lineup?
Best Friend 👯
Wait...huh? What do you mean?
Latina
You know...for Cuffing Season. 👀
Best Friend 👯
Cuffing season, k es eso?
Latina
GIRL. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CUFFING SEASON IS??
Best Friend 👯
Latina
Ay, nena...you're so far behind now. Pre-season was in August.
Best Friend 👯
OKAY WAIT. Take me through this step by step.
Latina
Bueno, cuffing season occurs in the fall, between late August all the way up until November.
Latina
The end goal? Get yourself a bae by Thanksgiving so you don't have all your tias y abuela coming at you dique, "y el novio/a?" 🙄😒
Latina
YOU KNOW, LIKE I AIN'T GOT A WHOLE CAREER TO UPHOLD OR NOTHING. OR A DEGREE. Pero, I digress...
Best Friend 👯
😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 SO TRUE THOUGH!! Anyway, what were you saying about pre-season?
Latina
Ah si, pues, so you know all the people you were messing around with over the summer? Like the "summer flings" 😏
Latina
You narrow it down into a lineup in late August-early September and think to yourself, "Who would I actually want as my bae IRL?" 🤔🤔🤔
Best Friend 👯
Ohhhh I see you. Like the ones who aren't malcriado
Latina
Exaaactly. Bien educado, they got a job, they understand when you gotta bail to help mami to do compras.
Best Friend 👯
Best Friend 👯
Okay, what else?
Latina
Then comes prelims. No more meeting up for just drinks and stuff. You're gonna go on a proper date. This comes around like mid-late September.
Best Friend 👯
Latina
RIGHT?! Trust me, it only gets more difficult from here...
Best Friend 👯
Okay you're stressing me out at this point, but continue...
Latina
Don't worry, we're coming up on the victory lap soon...
Latina
So there's Semi-finals. That means you ghost on everyone except for your top 3-4.
Best Friend 👯
Damn...that's brutal.
Latina
Not really, you gotta think that they're all on the same ish. Cutting season isn't a game for pendejas 💅🏽 If you're playing, you're in it to win it. 💪🏼
Best Friend 👯
Again, you right. Okay...what's the final round?
Latina
The final round is between your top two. Who do you think is the one?
Latina
You gotta decide, "Who's going to cook me dinner, not just take me out?" "What qualities do I need in a partner to make sure this lasts?" "Who's gonna buy me wine when I've had a rough day?" #QuestionsThatNeedAnswers
Best Friend 👯
"Who's gonna surprise me with the entire Selena makeup collection, no questions asked?"
Latina
NOW YOU GOT THE RIGHT IDEA!! But then, once cuffing season is said and done...BAM! Instant bae of your dreams.
Best Friend 👯
Latina
So now you gotta go and slay that date...AND get your lineup together to catch up 😉
Best Friend 👯
HOLD UP -- where's your lineup at?
Latina
Girl...you know I never kiss and tell 😏
Best Friend 👯
Latina
Don't hate the player, baby girl...
Latina
Hate the game 😘