Why The Society In "The Sims" Is Better Than Ours

Really, it doesn't. Unless you WANT it to, of course. But if you're looking for a job, just look through the newspaper or your computer & you'll be employed in a heartbeat! No awkward job interviews & no CV writing! And you get to become pretty much anything you want; the new rockstar, an astronaut, a professional athlete or just a self-employed sofa sitter.

Obviously you learn a ton by reading even in real life, but I hardly doubt you can learn to dance or fix your broken washing machine by just reading a book about it, like the sims can.

You wanna get with someone, but the person is totally hot, and you're totally not? Pff, not a problem! Just talk about rocket ships & crack some lame flirting tricks, and ta-da, you're dating! In real life you don't just walk up to someone who walks by your home & attempt to smooth talk , because chances are they'll "smooth talk" with the cops, not you.

In The Sims world, moving goes smooth like nothing else. In real life, it's a painful struggle just to move the living room's sofa. But sims don't worry about heavy boxers & furniture, a random arrow from above will just drop their things into place! Yayyys!

Broke? Oh, not for long! Just go to the nearest park, or your neighbors garden & collect some cash. Also, sometimes money will just flow into your bank account when the-mysterious-God-with-the-arrow types "Motherlode" or "Rosebud" in a weird square thing:D

Have your neighbors ever walked into your home completely randomly to sleep in your bed, eat your food & bath in your hot tub, when you didn't even invite them in the first place? No..? Oh okay.. Well, if they ever do, or you just dislike them, just put a lovely cow-plant besides your letter box. The cow-plant will stick out its tongue with a slice of cake & lure whoever is close by to eat it. Then your cow-plant will eat them instead & you can milk them later & literally eat your neighbor, if you fancy. (Okay sometimes "The Sims" is just a little bit sadistic, even I can admit that Hahahaha xD)

And they never get dirty, too small or out of fashion! And if, against all odds, you actually have to change something, it only takes a fun spin & you've changed from speedos & flip flops to a fancy suit.

In The Sims: LOL, at least you're not alone, here everyone cracks lame jokes & talks about muffins in their free time. And if you really wanna get better, just talk to yourself in the mirror & you'll be the king/queen of charisma.
In the real world: LMAO good luck getting better at socializing talking to yourself, ha you're screwed!

Ehum...okay maybe not symbiosis but there are vampires & shit & that's pretty awesome. Sims can actually be kidnapped by aliens or turned into werewolves if they've got bad luck!

Because there's no such thing is inequality in the would of "The Sims". You're "Arrow-God" may be forced to use one of those "cheats", but it's very much possible. Also, if men get kidnapped by aliens, they'll get pregnant & give birth to a half alien!

Sims genuinely couldn't care less about looks, and skin color is not an exception :D

Sex in the sims can NEVER occur unless both of the two involved really want it :)

In The Sims, non-straight people have the same rights as the straight people. Sims don't judge, love who you love!

Adult sims can never rape, kiss or inappropriately touch kids, babies or teenagers.