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Describe your ideal inner detector.
All Silicon, baby!
Transition radiation is the spice of life.
Doesn't have to be handsome as long as it's RICH!
I've always had a thing for time projection chambers.
What was your favorite Run I LHC result?
The Higgs, of course.
B_s -> mumu, for ending SUSY once and for all.
Jet quenching. Why, did I sleep through something else?
How much instantaneous luminosity do you typically consume?
Just a bit, mostly around the holidays.
Enough to be social, but I try not to go overboard or do anything I'd regret the next day.
Far too much, far too often - have fun tonight and worry about the hangover later is my motto.
Which Miley Cyrus hit is the soundtrack to your underground cavern?
The Best of Both Worlds
Party in the U.S.A.
We Can't Stop
Describe your perfect first date.
Dancing and drinking with a group of friends.
Dinner for two at a nice restaurant.
Movie night at my apartment.
When I go on my first date, I'll describe it to you.
Which sign of the zodiac is your calorimeter?
What is your favorite spot for lunch at CERN?
At my desk, working.
What do you think of when you hear the phrase "hard probes"?
My date last Saturday night
High-momentum particles traversing a quark-gluon plasma
How important is CP violation to you?
Not that important
I would lay down my life for CP violation.
You are about to make the most important presentation of your life. What font do you choose?