Are you human? [For squirrels only]
Are you human? [For squirrels only]
Okay, you're taking this quiz, so clearly you breathe. But is oxygen the only thing you breathe in?
(How much) do you sleep?
Lorem ipsum dolor amet what is your favorite food?
What is your level of sarcasm & humor?
You are 0% human.
You are 0% human.
Well, that is simply tragic.
You are 25% human.
You are 25% human.
But are you 75% water? Probably not. It's okay though. Even if your crush doesn't like you, Penn does.
You are 50% human.
You are 50% human.
You are the epitome of M&T (even though some may argue that the "M" actually means you're a snake, not a human). You might've figured out the perfect balance between being a Penn student and being a human, even though you might be sleeping too little, not eating enough, or taking life too seriously (notice that I skipped "not breathing"? It's because if you are not breathing, you seriously should not being taking this test. You should be at the ER.)
You are 75% human.
You are 75% human.
(Note from the editor: The head of the humans had to be cut off in order to present the "75%" aspect of this answer--also because of portrait rights.) Anyhow, congratulations! You are 75% human. Not many souls on this campus are like you. Perhaps you rarely run into someone who "gets" you. Or perhaps you're really good at keeping up that Penn Face and at faking being a generic Penn student. #identitycrisis
You are 100% human.
You are 100% human.
Wow! You are 100% human. Be honest--you probably did not even meet the baseline expectations to any of the questions, right? Well, that's just the editor of this quiz thinking that she's a smartass for being self-critical. She's trying to tell you that no one is perfect.
Are you human? [for squirrels only]