Which Action Hero Are You?

Are you John McClane or James Bond?

James Ronson
Created by James Ronson
On Nov 27, 2015

Let's start with your childhood? What were you like as a kid?

What were you into as a teenager?

You go to university. What do you make sure you have in your dorm room?

Oh dear - someone is trying to break in! They're armed. What do you do?

How would you describe your fighting style?

You incapacitate them. What next?

How do you celebrate victory over your would-be assailant?

You find out your attacker is working for a crime syndicate. Do you:

You have the head honcho in your sights. How do you take them down?

Your plan went wrong - you are now dead. Bummer. How do you want to be remembered?

John McClane

John McClane

You got John McClane, the put-upon hero from Die Hard. You’d really rather be anything but an action hero - you’re just a normal person really. Like the rest of us, you enjoy TV and going to the movies, though your resourcefulness and athletic build do help handle yourself when disaster strikes.

James Bond

James Bond

You got James Bond, the world-famous British spy. You’re a classy, well put-together individual with a ruthless streak and impeccable manners. You can handle yourself in a tense situation, but to be honest, we get the feeling you’d rather be in the casino.

Han Solo

Han Solo

You got Han Solo, the roguish space pirate from Star Wars. We’re not saying you own a spaceship, but you do have a cool, gruff demeanour and a short temper. You like to turn it up to 11 on your days off; though even with a galactic hangover, we wouldn’t want to end up in a quick-draw duel with you, that’s for sure.

Bryan Mills

Bryan Mills

You got Bryan Mills, the smart, fearless assassin from Taken. You’ve got a very particular set of skills which you have (possibly) acquired over a very long career - and above all, you don’t let anything stand between you and your family. You’ve got hidden talents, basically - and no matter what, you can only be yourself. Because after all, everyone else is…Taken. (Sorry.)

Nicholas Angel

Nicholas Angel

You got Nicolas Angel. You’re the by-the-book, yet formidable, action hero from Hot Fuzz. You’re a smart, hardworking type who keeps their head down - but there’s hidden depths to you, and we wouldn’t want to find out what they were.

Ellen Ripley

Ellen Ripley

You got Ellen Ripley, the brave, tough marine from Alien. You’re great under extreme pressure, and never let the situation get out of hand. You also pretty resilient, and you laugh in the face of danger. "Ha!"

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