The Definitive Friends Personality Quiz

You are intelligent and caring - but also super awkward sometimes. You have passions for things that border on obsession, and people tease you for being nerdy - but you love talking about your interests anyway, and you insist that you’re not blah, you are a HOOT, despite that your Thing is not knowing when to shut up. You’re pretty emotional, but cover that up with all the sarcastic comments you offer instead of advice. You’re sensitive to social tension, probably because you’ve achieved unagi - a total state of awareness, which also means that you can be prepared for any danger that may befall you.

You’re super extroverted and attract attention wherever you go with your creating and outgoing personality. You are the energy train and everyone else is getting on board. Although you insist that you do things for the fun of it, you have a deeply competitive streak and even if that makes everyone else hate you sometimes, you’re ok with that. In an alternate universe, you’d be making bank in a high-flying executive role somewhere, but as it is, you love your job, even if it’s not the most well paid in the world, you’re driven by passion for what you do. You project a tough external image, but deep down you have a desperate need to please, and so love spending as much time hosting parties for your friends as possible. When you let yourself, you can be totally kooky and off the rails!

You are flirtatious and charming and totally lovable. You always find yourself at the centre of people’s attention because you’re a natural performer with a great sense of comic timing. You might not necessarily be the most academic person - but that’s a moo point - your life is about pursuing what you love, in your own sweet time. You’re totally happy with who you are, which means when people keep telling you you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re fine to turn around and tell them that you want to be a hat.

You’re a perfectionist and love it when things go your way. Your biggest pet peeves are people being late and messiness - to the extent that you won’t date someone with a messy apartment. You love spending time in the kitchen, especially when you’re making FAJITAS. You fall in love easily and breakups can be hard, especially because you tend to fall people who are closely linked to your friends or family. You look for the security of relationships, are detail-oriented and are strongly opinionated.

You are known for your great sense of humour but most people don’t realise that you make jokes when you’re uncomfortable. However, people value it because you’re always the one lightening the mood with a well-placed joke. Sometimes, it feels like you say more dumb things before 9AM than most people say all day, but your goofiness is why people love you. You’re not really driven by your career, most people don’t really understand exactly what it is you do, but as long as it pays you enough to pursue your creative hobbies you’re fine with that.

You’re a sensitive person who is career driven and incredibly loyal to your friends. You want to get to the top, happy put your career before your relationships if necessary. You’re a bit zany and very in touch with your emotions, sometimes getting very upset at even the hint of unpleasantness. Nonetheless, you are incredibly strong-minded, and will not let anyone bully you into making the wrong decision. Your friendships are very valuable to you, and when lovely things happen to them, you are very happy for them and not at all jealous, well, probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous.