Who Said It: Trump VS. Kanye

"If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters."

"When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of ass—a good one!— there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left."

"I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day."

"Success is the best revenge."

"For me to say I wasn't a genius, I would just be lying to you and myself."

"People always say you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? 'Cause think of all the people you will please if you try.

"It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it."

"If I ever ran for office, I’d do better as a Democrat than as a Republican—and that’s not because I’d be more liberal, because I’m conservative. But the working guy would elect me. He likes me."

"Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, 'Can you believe what I am getting?"