What Ridiculous Accident Will Be The Cause Of Your Demise?
What Ridiculous Accident Will Be The Cause Of Your Demise?
Death is an inevitable part of life, but sadly some of us go in slightly more ridiculous fashions than others. Find out what obscure accident will be the cause of your demise!
Death is an inevitable part of life, but sadly some of us go in slightly more ridiculous fashions than others. Find out what obscure accident will be the cause of your demise!
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being very, how accident prone are you?
Which colour do you associate with danger?
How long has it been since you last injured yourself?
Which of these are you most guilty of?
What's your biggest fear?
What word would your friends be most likely to use to describe you?
If you were in Battle Royale - what rubbish weapon would you choose?
Which activity would you enjoy most?
What word does this image bring to mind?
You're walking home and it's raining, you can take a short cut down a dodgy alleyway to get home faster or go the longer, safer route. What do you do?
Slipping on a banana skin into a pit of malarial mosquitos
Slipping on a banana skin into a pit of malarial mosquitos
Ohh that's gonna be an awkward funeral. They'll all say what a shame it was because you might of gotten away with the banana skin had someone not left that pit of malarial parasites laying around. Curse that brown, squishy husk of doom... But look on the bright side - at least everyone will be talking about you for years to come!
Run down in the street by that baby monkey riding backwards on a pig
Run down in the street by that baby monkey riding backwards on a pig
You remember the baby monkey who rode on a pig? Well that monkey grew up and so did it's pig. Now they're terrorising the streets with their immense size and lack of direction (you think by now the monkey would have turned to face the front) and sadly you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. C'est la vie my friend, c'est la vie...
Bitten by a snake you believed to be a poor quality balloon animal
Bitten by a snake you believed to be a poor quality balloon animal
Oh dear, such a senseless way to die. Some might argue that you should've probably realised the snake was alive when it began moving but equally who were you to know that there would be venomous snakes wandering the streets. If it's any consolation in the record of the Darwin Awards a snake bite still isn't the most embarrassing cause of death so if there's an afterlife you should still be able to dine out on this story.
Choked on an endangered species of butterfly
Choked on an endangered species of butterfly
Well that was just terribly bad luck. There you were wandering along, minding your own business and then BAM. Butterfly to the oesophagus. Even worse that it was endangered but it really wasn't your fault. Who'd have thought you could get struck down by something so gentle.