REVEALED: The Man Utd Team Whatsapp Chat Following Derby Day Defeat to Man City
REVEALED: The Man Utd Team Whatsapp Chat Following Derby Day Defeat to Man City
We all know a loss is hard enough to take as it is, but the guys at Freebets.co.uk have drawn up this parody Man Utd Whatsapp chat in the aftermath of their loss to bitter rivals Man City... Safe to say it wasn't pretty πππ
We all know a loss is hard enough to take as it is, but the guys at Freebets.co.uk have drawn up this parody Man Utd Whatsapp chat in the aftermath of their loss to bitter rivals Man City... Safe to say it wasn't pretty πππ
Wazza
Hard defeat to stomach lads, let's keep our heads up
'Jose ' The Special One'
Agreed captain Wayne. We'll do a lot better once Bailly actually starts f**king defending!!!
Baeeeeeeee
Sorry boss , I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to all the ladz. My performance wasn't good enough and I promise this will definitely happen again!
Baeeeeeeee
* Never happen again π³
The Daley Blindspot
Your not helping our partnership out with those silly mistakes, you're even worse than Jonsey
Jonsey
You wat mate, you're even more tragic than Eric hahaa πππ
The Daley Blindspot
hahaha ok then. With the faces you pull, you should be a clown, not a center-back
Jonsey
Shots fired π« with a water gun....To blind to see your own shitty banter
Rojo aka Mexican Drug Lord
I still can't believe i don't make the starting XI, LvG I miss you πππ
Better Than Schmeichel
Look at those stats!!! Imagine if I had a decent defence ahead of me
Afroman
F**k off you twat, you should improve your FIFA 17 rating for not getting caught calling up call girls with your boy Muniain hahaha
Zlatan Is God
De Gea, look at those stats. Zlatan is best in prem! Zlatan also scored so at least everyone won BIG on fantasy!
Lingard a.k.a. Pogba Wannabe
Yes yes bruv, you got me 15pts this week, I triple captained ya innit
Marouane
You do know brownosing leads to STD's don't you Jesse?
Lingard a.k.a. Pogba Wannabe
Really????????
Afroman
Wow you are a gulable F**k aren't you? Did you even get any GCSE's you mug
Zlatan Is God
LOL
#Pogback
Hahahaha. Anyway, I know we lost and everything but no one even commented on my new haircut, even Stormzy said it was trim
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Lingard a.k.a. Pogba Wannabe
Yeah, what man said innit
Zlatan Is God
Pogba, your haircut is about as good as your first touch since re-joining Utd... Sh*t!!!!
#Pogback
No one asked you Zlatan, take a tip, shave that paedo bumfluff off ya chin
Man Like Rashford
Oh snap π± man got told
Zlatan Is God
Ok #Pogback. You really are back.Back to being sh*t for United π
Zlatan Is God
Manchester Derby FUN FACT: Pogba completed passes - 45
Claudio Bravo completed passes - 44
Your face right now -->
Wazza
Alright ladies settle down
Martial9
Settle down? Really? WTF is Wazza still doing here? Is he a striker or a midfielder? Whatever he is I should be starting!!!!!
Wazza
Whatever, money talks, bullshit walks. I'm still the best player here mate
#Pogback
Ermm.....
Ed 'Woody' Woodward
Shame about the defeat lads, but only three points, thatβs nothing, we went up 3m likes on Facebook
#Pogback
The season is just starting, we don't lose, we learn. United we stand ππΏ on ne perd pas on apprend @manchesterunited #mufc
Captain Sideways
WTF? We DID lose, We didn't Learn, how about less of the social network bollocks and more assists/goals/completed passes...you know, the stuff you get paid a fortune for!