Would You Rather: Fargo Edition

Live under the Main Avenue bridge

Live on the bridge over the interstate

Swim in the Red River

Walk barefoot on a bar bathroom floor

Sit at a stopped train in your car for an entire day

Get a parking ticket every day for a month

Eat 20 sausages from Wurst

Eat 20 tacos from Dempseys

Tailgate a Bison game in a UND Sweatshirt

Wear all Concordia gear, including the beanie, on MSUM’s campus

Run up and down the Island Park stairs for an hour

Lay motionless in the tennis courts for an entire day

Have to pay every street performer on Broadway that you see and they are all awful

Not have to pay any of them and they are all very good

Live on the top floor of the Radisson with no AC for the month of July

Walk from Downtown Fargo to Moorhead in the middle of winter with no coat

Eat ALL of the Red River Valley Fair’s cheese curds and be hospitalized

Put your entire life savings into nonrefundable beer tickets

Listen to Sail by Awolnation on repeat for an entire weekend

Never listen to music at a bar in Fargo again