Quale sport delle Olimpiadi invernali è adatto a te?

Nothing fazes you. Which is good news… because you’ve just signed up to hurtling down a mountain at 90mph with nothing but two small poles for balance.

Nothing gets your blood pumping like an adventure in the great outdoors, while you can count your resting heartrate on one hand. Introducing your new passion… an event with weapons and skis. What’s not to like?!

Breathe it in. You’re about to star in Cool Runnings 2.

OK, so your friends think you’re a bit dull. But who cares?! While they’re off galivanting down mountains or wooing plastic admirers with tricks, you come alive in the pressure dungeon of curling. The fate of a nation is literally in your hands (…until you let go of the stone).

It’s official: you’re beautiful. But behind that sassy smile is serious discipline and talent – even if it occasionally results in tantrums and peculiar pirouettes while out shopping. Time to put your talents to good use. So get your skates on, Pyeongchang is calling.

Bad news: your life expectancy is lower than most humans. Good news: you will cram more excitement into an hour than most folk will in a lifetime. With that in mind, you seem an ideal candidate to skid down an icy chute on a medium-sized tea tray.

You boast a catalogue of near-death tales that would make Jon Snow wince. So why not add to the list by FLYING?!

The shortlist of names for your firstborn include ‘rad’, ‘stoked’ and ‘gnarly’. You’re super chilled, putting in minimal effort for maximum gain. Simply put: you were put on this earth to snowboard.