Which Emerson Dining Facility Are You?

Congrats you got the dining center. You probably love spending times with friends, doing work in booth seats, and above all not spending EC Cash or real money. "Hey sometimes the food is almost good" you say to yourself holding back the tears.

Remember when centerstage used to be open to 2 am every single freaking day? You are probably a night owl and have a deep seated opinion on the superiority of either curly fries or steak fries. But to you. the word bedtime is ludicrous. You are pulling an "all-nighter" because of all that homework, you say as you watch the 9th consecutive Netflix documentary with a to go box of Mozz sticks.

You proudly consume Starbucks "products". If you were here before the fall of LB you even scorned the indoor Dunkin to cross Tremont for your daily specialty coffee fix. But all that coffee costs way too much money, and sometimes slumming it at Backstage is necessary. At least if you get it to go you can pretend you got it from a real Starbucks. We won't tell.

Wait there is a place to eat in Paramount? -Your friends. Look I am not saying you have to live in the prop rooms of the soundstage, or have an 8am in the upper floors of Paramount to know this place exists but... has anyone really ever been here who wasn't already at the Paramount? At least their burgers are better than the Dining Hall's and hey those movie posters are kinda cool. P-café says to the world: we had an 8 am call time and did not feel like spending real money catering lunch so we decided to go to the basement.

Second years and up will remember the max used to have burritos, pizzas, f'reals milkshakes, and the current grill station before it became a slightly bigger C-store. You never used the foosball table but are still upset that it is gone. But the Max being a grocery store isn't all bad. You can grab boxes of snacks and pizza rolls for movie marathons in your suite upstairs. What is a Marvel Netflix binge without at least one run to the Max. I still miss the burritos though.

Rest in piece old dining hall. You were the source of many meals as well as memes. From painted chairs to mice and dining hall banquets. The Sodexo shirts were blue and white, the pepsi didn't have fancy flavors, and the TV only played ESPN all day. We will miss you forever.... Oh and if you got this result you answered yes to the question about if you have graduated, that is the only way to get this result because the old dining hall will only be remembered by us.