How Bernie Will Convince Hillary to Make Him Vice President
How Bernie Will Convince Hillary to Make Him Vice President
Many people can only imagine how the 2016 race to the White House would change if Hillary made Bernie her VP. Read here to see Hillary and Bernie's hypothetical conversation.
Many people can only imagine how the 2016 race to the White House would change if Hillary made Bernie her VP. Read here to see Hillary and Bernie's hypothetical conversation.
Bernie
You know you want me....
Hillary
Excuse me? I am not as easy as my husband!
Bernie
HILLARY! I would never cheat on Jane!
Bernie
Except this picture is a bit promiscuous wouldn't you say? I was going for the handshake but you initiated the hug and...
Hillary
Bernie, I don't have time for this, what do you want?
Bernie
The real question is what do you want?
Hillary
Obviously to be President of the United States of America.
Bernie
And who is standing in your way?
Hillary
Donald.
Bernie
And who was standing in your way before him?
Hillary
YOU!
Bernie
And who did so many young Americans support?
Hillary
You...
Bernie
Do you know the newest rumour?
Hillary
That I am leading by 3%!
Bernie
No, that some of my young supporters are going to vote for our good friend Donald over you!
Hillary
I don't understand how anyone could vote for Donald.
Bernie
That is not the point.
Hillary
Bernie, I really need to go write a speech.
Bernie
Make me VP!
Hillary
What?
Bernie
You saw the message, make me your VP!
Hillary
You saw the news, I am choosing between Tim Kaine, Sherrod Brown, Cory Booker, Tom Vilsack and Elizabeth Warren.
Bernie
Trust me, I would be the best VP. Choose me!
Hillary
Sorry, I cannot do that.
Bernie
Actually yes you can. Just make the announcement and I'm yours. As it says we are "stronger together".
Hillary
But...
Bernie
No buts... we've been friends for 25 years, I endorsed you, and now it's time to make the best decision of your life.
Hillary
The best decision of my life was marrying Bill.
Bernie
Was it really? Marrying a man who would cheat on you while he was in office?
Hillary
DON'T even go there!
Hillary
And what will you provide for me as VP?
Bernie
The youth vote, the Bernie fans vote, and I always bring chocolate to eat after campaign speeches and I am willing to share.
Hillary
Well, only because of the chocolate. Congratulations Bernie. WE will be the ones to "make America great again!"