๐Cullen Family group chat๐ค
๐Cullen Family group chat๐ค
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Edward
I made a group chat because I have some very important news.
Emmett
Oh yeah? Like what, you took a dump?
Alice
Aw, shut up Emmett, Give Edward a break!
Emmett
Okay, i'll think about it Alice... NAH!
Rosalie
Who made this group chat??
Edward
Not me.
Alice
Not me.
Emmett
EDWARD DID IT!
Rosalie
๐. HOW COME I DON'T GET A PINK BUBBLE??? I WANT A PINK BUBBLE!!
Jasper
Hello. You're a prune.
Alice
What?
Rosalie
I'M NOT A PRUNE! YOU'RE A RAISIN!
Emmett
Or maybe a dried cranberry? Oh, how about dried grapes???
Rosalie
Those are raisins, you goof!
Edward
Just stop.
Jasper
Oh did I say prunes? I meant idiots.
Rosalie
WE ARE NOT DRIED IDIOTS! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Alice
Um, are you okay Jasper?
Rosalie
No Jasper isn't okay! He turned into a DRIED IDIOT!
Emmett
Yeah! What she says!
Alice
Bye mom, love ya! ๐
Edward
I found Jasper sleep-texting. He would never say that stuff. ๐ But I would!!
Jasper
Yup! I was sleep texting! I'm awake now.
Emmett
No you're not! THAT'S ALL EDWARD.zx
Bella
Hi guys!
Emmett
Oh look its the little dolly. ๐คก Go away.
Edward
Emmett, give her a break. I know you're still angry because she beat you at arm wrestling. Let it go.
Alice
Oh Bella! Hi! Want to go shopping? Like, now?
Bella
Yeah! I really need some new dresses. Renesmee keeps getting into my closet. ๐
Rosalie
Well, I'm not going. I don't want anything to do with Bella.
Jasper
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Bella
Um, okay Rosalie. Bye guys. I'll text you when me and Alice get to the mall.(There's free wifi there!)
Jasper
Um, hello? What is this? A group chat? Who's in it? I swear if this is Mike Newton and his little buddies, I'm gonna....
Alice
calm down Jazz! It's just us.
Rosalie
Yeah. Woke up from your slumber, sleeping beauty?
Edward
I'm adding Renesmee in 3...2....1....
Nessie
HIIIIIIIIIIII DADDY!
Rosalie
Yeah, we're here too.
Emmett
Don't scroll up. Get out, Nessie.
Nessie
Hiiiya Auntie Rosalee, Hi uncle Emit, Hi Auntie Alike, Hi uncle Jazper! Is mommy here? What about grandpa and grandma?
Alice
No....Esme and Carlisle aren't here.
Rosalie
It's spelled, Rosalie. And its not Emit, it's Emmett.
Jasper
I'm not Jazper, I am Jasper. Alike isn't spelled like that either. It's spelled Alice.
Nessie
Awh whatever.
Emmett
NESSIE, GET OUT!!!!!!! I MEAN IT!
Nessie
Emojiii break! ๐ถ ๐ฑ ๐ญ
Nessie
I am so awesome
Nessie
why uncle Emit? I'm only standing in the doorway to you and Auntie Rosalie's room.
Nessie
Wait, get out of your room or the chat?
Nessie
It doesn't matter, just don't say both!
Nessie
Emoji break number 2!!!! ๐ธ๐ผ ๐ผ๐ผ ๐๐ผ
Edward
Nessie dear, please stop.
Nessie
Stop what?
Emmett
NESSIE, JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT! OF THE CHAT AND OF MY ROOM!
Nessie
No thanks! Emoji break number 3! ๐พ๐พ๐พ
Rosalie
I'll just take her out myself. Of the chat, not of the room. You take care of that, Emmett.
Edward
Okay, maybe adding Nessie was a bad idea. Sorry.
Rosalie
OKAY thats all for now! We'll upload later! BE ON THE LOOK OUT. Bye!