Which Greendale Witch Are You?
Which Greendale Witch Are You?
Surprise, Witches ;)
Surprise, Witches ;)
Greetings... and welcome to Greendale. Why are you here?
Good... Are you willing to pledge yourself to the Dark Lord for power?
If granted such power, how will you use it?
Fine, fine. Think of a person you cannot stand. Now - what shall we transform them into?
What about someone you love? What would you do for them?
So, then - for YOU. What would you do first - with magic - for YOURSELF?
Do you consider yourself to be a good enough judge of character?
And are you - a romantic?
Well then... What else could we ask of you? Ah, yes. Of course. Finally: What form would your familiar take, hmm?
Goodie! You're Aunt Hilda!
Goodie! You're Aunt Hilda!
If it is possible for a witch to be truly GOOD, then you are that witch. Endlessly loving and empathetic, the source of your power comes from the will to protect those close to you from harm - no matter the cost.
Oh my - You're the Witch herself - Sabrina Spellman!
Oh my - You're the Witch herself - Sabrina Spellman!
Ten parts sass, with extra dashes of a sharp wit and gut instincts - you are the epitome of the New-World-Witch. Not satisfied with simply pledging yourself to some @$$hole like Satan - you're committed to walking your own path, and trying your hardest to make sure no one you love gets hurt in the process. Can you have both? Only time will tell.
Finally... A result... You're Aunt Zelda!
Finally... A result... You're Aunt Zelda!
If there has ever been a perfect student of the Dark Arts - it is you. You've mastered the subtleties of magic, as well as their grandest elements, and know EXACTLY what you want - when you want it - and how you want it. Anyone standing in the way of such is, well, trivial.
Oh my... You are Prudence.
Oh my... You are Prudence.
"Has there ever been a more fierce witch?" The answer to this stupid question is "no", because LOOK. AT. YOU. You were born to be powerful, and absolutely ooze desirability. Life is too fickle to not have what you want, and you have zero desire to let any lesser men slow you on your path to... bliss. Too many have tried.
You... YOU are Madam Satan.
You... YOU are Madam Satan.
My, my. If determination wore a vessel, it would be you, darling. Nothing can stop you from achieving your goals - and anyone - or thing - that tries, well, we pity them already. Strength is in all women, regardless of background or creed - and you aim to show this to the world.