If Coffee Could Talk
If Coffee Could Talk
Let's be honest. We ALL drink way too much coffee.
Let's be honest. We ALL drink way too much coffee.
Me
Wow! Good morning...... I'm super tired.
Coffee
Whats up!!?!? I got you.
Me
Sweet! Yeah. I'll just have a cup of coffee before work. I mean... it's good for you right?!!?
Coffee
Awesome! Enjoy
Me
Me
That was great! Maybe I should pick up something to eat before work?
Coffee
Why not hit Starbucks and grab a bagel..... and some coffee
Me
Erm.. Yeah! Why not? I love iced coffee and I do need something to eat.
Me
Me
Wow! What a rush! I feel super great.
Coffee
Me
Shoot! The day is flying by. It's almost time for lunch. I'm feeling Thai food.
Coffee
You know what goes great with Thai food?
Me
What?
Coffee
Thai iced coffee
Me
Dude! Yeah that does sound good. I think I'll have one.
Me
Me
Shoot! 3pm..... I'm about to fall asleep.
Coffee
I got you! Use the office Keurig.
Me
Yeah! I guess that will help.
Brain
Hey! You should stop overdoing it with the coffee.
Me
Why? It's not THAT bad.
Brain
Yeah, but if you keep getting buzzed on coffee all the time you're going to get dependent on it.
Coffee
Don't listen to him! Everything is fine.
Me
Yeah! Thanks for the input but I'm ok for now.
Me
Actually! I'm going to meet a friend for coffee after work. I'm not going to stop now!
Coffee
Me
Me
Amazing! That was sweet. Now it's time to go home and get some rest. It's been a super long day.
Me
What's the deal! I can't freaking sleep.
Brain
See.... I told you.... It's going to catch up with you eventually.
Me
I'm such an idiot! I drank like 5 cups of coffee today. That's crazy! What was I thinking!?!?
Brain
I have no idea. Don't beat yourself up. It's easy to do.
Me
What am I supposed to drink tho!?!?!?
Tea
I got you. It's a think called decaff!