Which Of These Do You You Wish You Could Ask Your Ex?
You know you want to ask AT LEAST one.
"Are you happy?"
"25 years later, do you still think of me?"
"Did you actually love me or just the idea of being in a relationship?"
"Which one of your (better looking) friends are attracted to me?"
"How many of my friends, in total, did you sleep with?"
"How are you doing with your math homework since you don't have me to do it for you anymore?"
"Do you honestly think I'm insane or mentally unstable in any way?"
"Did you know you were gay when we dated? Was I your test girl to make sure you really where?"
"Are you still alive?"
"Have you ever googled me?"
"How did you become the reincarnation of the devil?"