How Far Away From Your Family Should You Get?
How Far Away From Your Family Should You Get?
Sometimes it isn't just part of being a family.
Sometimes it isn't just part of being a family.
You're afraid to introduce your family to your friends.
All your pets turned out really mean.
You know three different routes to get to jail.
You eloped just to avoid spending time with them.
You dread the holidays.
Your family is going to surprise you at work...
They've accused you of lying about your allergies.
Your last name is Duggar.
Your family compliments you.
Your family compliments you, but it makes you suspicious.
They set you up in an arranged marriage so that they can expand their land ownership.
More than one of them have become president of the United States.
Your family's "heirlooms" are just unpaid parking tickets.
There is a grocery store that denies entry to anyone with your last name.
You were conceived because someone needed a kidney.
You think characters from Charles Dickens' novels are whiners.
One of them opened and maxed out a credit card in your name.
They were found guilty of conspiracy to commit the murders of seven people.
It isn't a family gathering without Faygo.