Are You Trash, Compost, Or Recycling?
Are You Trash, Compost, Or Recycling?
Admit it: at some point you have stood in front of the waste station at Collis, spent an obscene amount of time trying to figure out where to toss your lemonade, realized you looked like a creep for standing there so long and finally resorted to composting your entire life. Luckily for you, Dartbeat has come up with a foolproof method to match your personality to either trash, compost or recycling. Trust us, we kinda, sorta, maybe know the difference between the three!
Admit it: at some point you have stood in front of the waste station at Collis, spent an obscene amount of time trying to figure out where to toss your lemonade, realized you looked like a creep for standing there so long and finally resorted to composting your entire life. Luckily for you, Dartbeat has come up with a foolproof method to match your personality to either trash, compost or recycling. Trust us, we kinda, sorta, maybe know the difference between the three!
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Trash
Trash
Why you no compost? Why you no recycle? Why you no like sustainable living approach that protects the natural environment?
(Hint hint: Get your priorities straight, bub.)
Compost
Compost
You may own a Canada Goose, you may drive a Hummer, but hey, at least you compost your food. More than likely you're just unsure of where to throw out your spoon and end up composting your entire meal. Either way, I give you an A for effort (No, this is not a commentary on grade inflation.)
Recycling
Recycling
You are, or at least think you are, saving the world one bottle of Dasani at a time. I applaud you on being a responsible citizen of the Earth. But maybe, just maybe, there are better ways of convincing people to be eco-friendly that don't involve slashing their tires or passive-agressively staring down their neck at KAF.