Which "Strangers on a Train" character are you?

Be polite but keep your distance and perhaps even move from your seat.

Begin telling them all about my love for the life of crime as well!

Become somewhat intrigued by the inner workings of their mind but keep the conversation as light as possible

Go to the courts and ask for help, all you want is for this divorce to be finalized.

Do anything you could to help them because you know deep down you still love them.

Kill them. Duh.

Tell someone immediately. You don't know what this person is capable of.

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Hide them from everyone and try to figure it out on your own. You don't want to endanger anyone else.

Go above and beyond and collect evidence PROVING you couldn't have done it.

Do my best to show the police it wasn't me but there's not much else I can do.

Well, I did it so I guess just lie.

Think of a way to protect the information being held against you and go to the police as soon as possible

Out crazy the crazy and scare them off

Do whatever they say so they stop stalking you

I would never kill another human, no matter what the circumstances were.

Get someone else to do it

Gun, for sure. It's the most effective

A crummy hotel off the freeway

Go on a long trip

In my house, it's so obvious they wouldn't think to look there.

Reveal your crime to someone in secret and accidentally turn yourself in

I must accept the consequences of my actions so I would turn myself in.

Kill myself, there is no other way to handle the situation.