What Kind Of Hipster Are You?

You own like, eight different pairs of Ray Bans, you’ve read all the literary classics and your music choice is impeccable. Your haughty, bored demeanor is enough to let everyone know how original and ironic you are but you might compensate with suspenders and copious amounts of facial hair. What kind of hipster are you really? At the risk of being put in a box and defined, take College Magazine’s quiz and find out..

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On Nov 3, 2015

Your daily outfit includes:

You would never leave your house without:

A perfect gift for you would be:

If you could make one thing disappear it would be:

Your friends would describe you as:

Your major in college is:

Your Instagram is filled with pictures of:

You consider yourself to be:

Your favorite holiday is:

The best compliment you could ever get would be:

The Wannabe Hipster

The Wannabe Hipster

Oh how desperate you need people to see just how ironic and original you are. You’ve bought the Ray Bans, the suspenders, the bow ties and the blue jeans with the rolled ankle cuffs but you’re still not sure every knows just how hipster you are.

The Mountain Man Hipster

The Mountain Man Hipster

Paul Bunyan is your muse and you someday hope to live in a log cabin. Your beard is as precious as an infant child to you. Night after night you spend combing and oiling your facial tresses, gazing into the mirror to admire your silky locks. Your closet consists of flannels and hiking boots.

The Jaded Hipster

The Jaded Hipster

No one can appreciate the classics like you can and you’ve decided that anyone who hasn’t read The Grapes of Wrath just isn’t cognitively worthy to be in your presence. Resenting those who enjoy mainstream music is a full time job and you’ve gotten so good at loathing the modern day world that you don’t even have to look up from your typewriter to let everyone around you know just how much loathing you feel towards them. You’re better than everyone, and you know it.

The Organic Hipster

The Organic Hipster

To you, eating something with high fructose corn syrup is the same as injecting yourself with battery acid. The cashiers at Whole Foods know you by name and you always have tea fermenting in your kitchen. You believe it can never be overemphasized to a waitress just how gluten-free you are and you’re willing to spend your hard-earned Starbucks paycheck to buy organic, cruelty free clothing.

A person who lived in the early 1900's

A person who lived in the early 1900's

Congratulations! You’re the realest of the real. The one, the only, the original. You actually grew up in the 1900’s and growing out a beard was as normal and American as apple pie. You don’t worry about eat organic because you’ll never know when a famine is going to hit or a drought will destroy your crops. You wear suspenders to keep your pants up and you read the classics because in your day they were modern. You might have lived during the depression but unlike your hipster successors in the years to come, you fail to walk around with an enormous chip on your shoulder.

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