17 Amazing Hotels That Are So Unreal You'll Just Have To Visit Them For Yourself

What's that? Oh, it's a pool in a cliff face? That's fine. Ya know. Just casual.

Oh, another pool on a cliff? And this one is an infinity pool that looks like it's PART OF THE ACTUAL CARRIBBEAN SEA? That's cool, I guess.

Oh, hey. What's up Alps? How you doin', Lake Lucerne? Ya know, I'm just chilling here in Switzerland, nbd.

An entire hotel made of Ice, you say? In the Arctic Circle, you say? WITH NEON LIGHTS IN THE ICE WALLS? Okay, sure, fine, whatever.

Spanish tree house? A house? In a tree? In Spain? Yeah, I could go for that.

Okay, so this fort was built in the 1400s. It's 600 years old. it's gorgeous. That's fine. I'm not drooling.

NO BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST A MOUNTAIN-SIZED HOBBIT HOLE. I'M NOT FREAKING OUT.

IT'S JUST A HOTEL IN THE BASE OF AN ACTUAL TREE. JUST DOING ITS THING. (Also, rooms here can go for as low as $22 a night, so excuse me while I pack my bags...)

No, it's not a magical woodland castle like in Sleeping Beauty. I'm not crying.

And this definitely isn't gonna make me feel like a princess. No, not even a little bit.

I am definitely not going to go here and pretend to be a Bond villain. Nope. Not gonna.

See, they took an ocean and they put a pool in it, and they put a hot tub in the pool, and now they're gonna have to put me in the hot tub...

THEY REBUILD THIS HOTEL AFTER IT MELTS EVERY YEAR. IT'S DIFFERENT EVERY TIME. OH MY GOD.

THIS CASTLE IS ONLY 900 YEARS OLD. IT'S FINE. I'M FINE.

Oh, you built a pool around natural sandstone structures. That's fine. I'm definitely not gonna go climb it and jump into the water.

LETTING YOU SLEEP WITH THE FISHES WITHOUT DYING SINCE 1986!!!!!!

360 degree views of woodlands 100% of the time? I guess that's fine if you're into THE MAJESTIC BEAUTY OF MOTHER NATURE.