Which Former Husker Punchline Are You?
Which Former Husker Punchline Are You?
The quiz that allows you to figure out which human-meme you probably are.
The quiz that allows you to figure out which human-meme you probably are.
You come running out onto the field after The Tunnel Walk: what's the first thing you do?
What pre-game pump up music are you listening to in the locker room?
What kind of eye-black pattern are you wearing the day of the game?
What title would you choose for your Husker football memoirs?
It's 4th and long, the Huskers are down by 5 and have just thrown up a Hail Mary. What are you thinking?
You're Santino Panico!
You're Santino Panico!
You're the all-time leader! In jokes about being bad at punt returns. You have the vision of Stevie Wonder and the elusiveness of Frankenstein. Anytime anyone has a rough game running back punts, your name will be the first one they drop. Congrats!
You're Lawrence Phillips!
You're Lawrence Phillips!
You're inmate #37-11948P. Better known as Lawrence Phillips. While you used to have an offensive line so good you could drive your car through the holes, now you're more concerned with holes in your alibi. Talent? Unquestioned. Motives? Highly questionable.
You're Harrison Beck!
You're Harrison Beck!
You're Harrison Beck. Congratulations. Do you feel that crushing weight that just crash-landed onto your shoulders? Those are expectations. They're going to mash you into a tiny, Pandora's box of emotions and the only way you'll feel like you can get out? By talking to Mommy and forming a mid-2000s Emo band.
You're Carl Pelini!
You're Carl Pelini!
You're Carl Pelini! Props on that, my friend. While you may have a bad rep, you DO know how to party. Feeling a little worn out from your Sorority Auction last night and that dank nug you just smoked up? Don't worry, Bo will carry you.