How 1980s Genuine Are You Really?

Do you 'Stay Gold, Pony Boy (or girl),' or are you as disingenuine as a Bret Easton Ellis novel. Find out here.

Carl Sandburg
Created by Carl Sandburg
On Mar 29, 2017

When your friends succeed, how likely are you to feel bitter?

Do you show your real self to the world?

Do you prefer a small group of friends rather than a large circle?

Do you ever dance with yourself?

When you meet someone you really like, do you feel the need to run (so far away)?

What day of the week are you most often in love?

Would you travel into the past to rewrite your regrets?

Do you ever feel like you have a monster inside you?

Have you ever felt like no one is listening?

And finally, are you a God?

You're legit, like Punky Brewster.

You're legit, like Punky Brewster.

When you're sweet, you're sweet, and when you're salty, you show it like it is. There's nothing phony or artificial about you.

You're golden, Pony Boy.

You're golden, Pony Boy.

Oh sure, you've got a few blemishes on the surface that you like to hide, but for the most part, you're the forthright. Keep on keepin' it real.

You're sweetly cynical, like Cyndi Lauper.

You're sweetly cynical, like Cyndi Lauper.

With all that artificial color on the outside, some assume you're all make-believe, but you are more sweet than snarky. People shouldn't judge a book by its cover anyway.

What is the magic word, Dr. Venkman?

What is the magic word, Dr. Venkman?

Do people detect a note of irony about you? Maybe just a drizzle of sarcasm. It's not like you're the only one capable of turning a phrase, but you turn it well -- and often to your advantage.

You know it's true, like Milli Vanilli

You know it's true, like Milli Vanilli

People can't hear your voice. It's in there somewhere, but it isn't coming through. You don't have to hide behind your fears that no one will like the real you. You're something special.

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