Which Beckley Area Derby Dame are you?

You got Cupcake Cadaver! You are the brains behind the playbook. Nothing makes you happier than seeing your team grow and succeed. You are known for your powerful hits and kind heart. Your teammates respect and admire your direct yet thoughtful leadership. Most days, you can be found dying tresses every color of the rainbow or catching up on current issues. Cupcake is your name and destruction is your game. :)

You got Naughty or Knicely! On the outside you may look like a bad a$$ but on the inside you're just a big softy. You're known for your straightforward honesty and unwavering dependability. You can be found teaching seven-year-olds cursive or singing your favorite rap songs to your cat Dottie. You are a born "soul crusher" and your teammates love you for it.

You got Sister Friction! You are a lovable goofball that makes everyone smile. Whenever a teammate needs encouragement you know just what to say. You are a very giving person. On most days, you can be found jammin' to 90's pop songs in your Tahoe or leaping over skaters with your long legs. "Awkward" is your middle name and you are adored for it. :)

You got Yula B Hurtin! You are a wild card no matter what group you are in. You are known EVERYWHERE and can make friends with complete strangers. Some teammates make not know how to take you at first, but once they understand your quirky sense of humor they will adore you for life. You can be found at Foster's Tavern winning at pool or on the track laughing uncontrollably. You are Yula, Penalty Queen and crown jewel of BADD.

You got Lu-C-4! You are a metal-head and lover of all things powerful and explosive. Opposing skaters may think you're small but whoa do you pack a punch! Your teammates enjoy your wicked Lu-lu-isms and hilarious stories. You are known for your excellent observations and concealed carry permit. Most often, you can be found driving a rusty U-haul or fixing something broken. You are Lu, Jameson of all trades.

You got Malice in Rollerland! You are a yoga guru and fantasy fic junkie. Your teammates seek you out for your wealth of knowledge in fibrous crafting and shroom gathering. On-the-track you're trumpin' jammers with your blockdacious booty. Off-the-track you are wrangling cute kiddos and jumping rope. Rollerland has never found a more insightful "hippie".

You got Phyllis Killer! You are a total dork and make it work for you. Funky glasses and sweet snap-backs are your signature statement pieces. Laughter NEVER ceases when you are around. Anytime a teammate needs help you are right there breaking it down for them. By day you slay jammers and by night your shredding it on your axe (bass guitar). Your real full name is Phyllis "Kazoo" Killer.

You got T Cooke! A lioness literally and figurative speaking. Your teammates love your company but dread to see you behind the Jammer line. You are known for your malleable moves and fancy footwork. When a teammate falls behind you're the first to run back and motivate them to the top. You can be found counting dolla bills or ripping up the dance floor. Watch out! Or hear you roar.