Have You Raised Your Dog To Be A Snob?
Have You Raised Your Dog To Be A Snob?
Find out if you've groomed a low-maintenance, no-frills pup or a label-lovin' designer hound.
Find out if you've groomed a low-maintenance, no-frills pup or a label-lovin' designer hound.
When it comes to dog clothes, your pooch will wear anything as long as:
While eating dinner, you accidentally drop a piece of pizza on the floor. What is your pup’s reaction?
Your snookers finally nailed the stop, drop, and roll trick you’ve been trying to teach her forever. How do you reward her?
You schedule a playdate with a pack of pups, but the morning of you wake up and it’s pouring rain. If your pup could speak he’d say:
Your pup is stranded on a deserted island. What one thing can he not live without?
If you had to pick a song to be played every time your pup entered the room, it would be:
No way! Your pup is salt of the earth.
No way! Your pup is salt of the earth.
It doesn’t take much to keep your pooch happy! A bone, a bed, and a ball will do it. You’ve definitely done your part in keeping him low maintenance, but any dog this easy breezy was born probably this way. For richer for poorer, come rain or shine, life is good, and you don’t need to buy a t-shirt to prove it.
You haven’t raised a snob, but a socially aware, health-conscious individual. There’s a difference.
You haven’t raised a snob, but a socially aware, health-conscious individual. There’s a difference.
Your pup is a do-gooder, and while sometimes this civic responsibility might mean baking him homemade gluten-free treats, and scouring the city for biodegradable dog bowls, you should be proud that you’ve raised such a thoughtful dog! His body is his temple, the earth is his playground, and the world is his oyster (as long as it’s sustainable variety, of course).
Your dog is so eager to please, we think she might spoil YOU!
Your dog is so eager to please, we think she might spoil YOU!
Your pup has one goal, and that is to make you proud. She’d take a snuggle session with you over Thanksgiving dinner any day. If she could, she’d leave an apple on your desk every morning, probably pre-polished, maybe even cored and cut into little slices. There’s not an ounce of snobbery in this pup, unless of course you like snobs, in which case pass the pate!
Snob is harsh. Let’s go with a “well-bred sophisticanine”
Snob is harsh. Let’s go with a “well-bred sophisticanine”
You’ve raised your pup to appreciate the finer things in life, so it's no wonder they have high standards. And you know what? We love a pup who knows his worth! If we could, we’d all pamper our pooches with spa treatments and extravagant vacations, because they deserve it. All of them. Every single one. The important thing is that he remembers where he came from when he’s sitting front row at the Puppy Bowl.