Would a clam hang out with you?

Something simple: Infiltrate your neighbor's hammock whenever she goes to work. Get one of the kids to bring you a vat of chilled cucumber water while you relax.

Something luxe: enjoy a nice dinner at Red Robin followed by pedicures in the comfort of the public library's air-conditioning. End the night with YouTube karaoke.

Something daring: Break into Patient First after hours and peacefully watch HGTV in the empty waiting room.

Something classic: a week in the Bahamas, a nap on the country club golf course.

"I felt myself getting sucked into the corporate drone and wanted to rebel in hope's of preserving my 17 year old self's desire to live free from the shackles of society."

"I wanted to beat my daughter's Just Dance 2 score in hopes of gently reminding her that I am still young. I still got it."

"My refrigerator was running, so I had to go catch it. Heh heh."

"It's Fashion Week somewhere...."

The Little Mermaid. Love the positive portrayal of sea creatures.

Beauty & the Beast. You ain't gotta be cute to be lovable!

The AristoCats. Those singing felines really got it.

I'm more of a PBS Kids person. I do like that talking rat who can cook, though.

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this."

"Hey hot stuff. Nice teeth."

"I wish Doritos Locos Tacos were a commodity."

"You ever seen the movie Holes? It's about these kids who have to dig these holes...."