Which Sesame Street Character Is Most Likely To Assassinate You?
Which Sesame Street Character Is Most Likely To Assassinate You?
Lock your doors and hide your wife because the monsters of Sesame Street are out to kill.
Lock your doors and hide your wife because the monsters of Sesame Street are out to kill.
What do you usually sleep with at night?
If you HAD to get assassinated...how would you wanna go?
Which Sesame Street character do you trust the most?
What's your favorite sesame street sketch?
Who would you have read the eulogy at your funeral?
Pick a pack of cookies as your final snack:
What are your last words?
Elmo is most likely to assassinate you
Elmo is most likely to assassinate you
You'd better lock your windows cause this mother*f*cker is crafty as hell. Don't be fooled by his cheeriness and his wide, innocent eyes. He's seriously deranged and will finish the job just for a kiss from a baby manatee at Sea World. I kid you not.
Big Bird is most likely to assassinate you.
Big Bird is most likely to assassinate you.
Big Bird is what we like to call the "dark horse" of Sesame Street. He "acts" like he has no idea what's going on, but underneath his lacksey-daisy demeanour is a stone-cold desire to kill. I highly suggest you sleep with a knife under your pillow tonight.
Cookie Monster is most likely to assassinate you.
Cookie Monster is most likely to assassinate you.
When Cookie Monster runs out of cookies...he goes on a manic killing spree and it looks like you're next on his list. When the craving for something sweeter than chocolate chip hits, nothing will get in his way until he takes out his victim...not even a pack of Mrs. Fields, so watch out.
Oscar The Grouch is most likely to assassinate you.
Oscar The Grouch is most likely to assassinate you.
Watch out for garbage cans for the next few days because Oscar is gonna getcha. He's been crounchin' in his can, waiting for you to walk by so he can "swipe" you down with the perfectly good, antique sword someone just "threw" away. I highly suggest you start carrying a shield.