What moho trope are you?

Congratulations! You 're a Troubled Genius. You are probably in tears right now over the beauty of your favorite molecule, or a line from a 15th-century play that no one has read or cared about since, well, the 15th century. You're most likely to be seen sprinting across campus with a pile of books in your arms, trailing papers and dirty laundry, because you forgot you had an 8:35. You have been stressed the heck out since you were conceived. People are in awe of both your intellectual prowess and your procrastination abilities, because while you are smart, you also don't know the meaning of the word "time management." Your friends are probably worried about you. You should call them once you stop crying. Or maybe don't bother waiting, since you're basically always crying. Life is hard on you, Troubled Genius, but fear not-someday you'll be everyone's favorite absent-minded professor. In the meantime, though, that laundry's not going to do itself.

Congratulations! You are a Seasoned Veteran. You know your way around this place like the back of your hand. You work the free bins like a champ and have probably mastered the art of walking out of Prospect with an entire carton of milk. Many people look up to you, but you don't let it get to your head and are always ready to give advice. You are right 99% of the time about nearly everything, whether it relates to the college or not. You are probably on a first-name basis with several administrators. You may even be a thorn in the side for some, but you know how to work the system to get what you need. But beware overconfidence, Seasoned Vet. Your connections here won't necessarily get you connections out in the rest of the world. Always be prepared to become a beginner again.

Congratulations! You're a Party Hearty. If anyone out there would know the names of every student on campus, it would be you. You're always hosting events, you have connections in every org, and as you read this you're probably sitting on a crate full of wine bottles, surrounded by six people and a bear who you met yesterday who is already your new best friend. You are a skilled socialite who moves through many circles with ease. However, you definitely pissed off your neighbor last night. You should probably apologize. It's great to have a generous spirit, but not everyone actually wants to join your 1 a.m. Rihanna sing-along. Some people do need to sleep. You probably ought to sleep more too- you may not feel it now, but it always catches up eventually. Make good choices, Party Hearty, and your energy and social prowess will take you far.

Congratulations! You are a Black Tie. Whether you choose to dress up or dress down, you're always striving for greatness. You aren't happy unless you have at least 4 hours of class every day. Right now, you're probably thinking about how much you can complain about your lack of free time without it sounding like bragging. You're pretty good at everything you set your mind to. Your standards for yourself are unrelentingly high. While you excel in many areas, you have a clear goal and pursue it single-mindedly, whether it be medicine, law, diplomacy , or creative fame. Kendade and Blanch are your best friends because you never have time to eat. Honestly, Black Tie, what self-care advice can be written here that you haven't already heard and ignored? ....Stay hydrated, I guess. We'll pray for you.

Congratulations! You're a Double Agent. Whether it's taking half your classes at other schools, spending most of your free time wandering around the woods, or making a secret hideout in your dorm room closet, you do a lot of things that people wouldn't expect. You probably know a lot more about your moho friends and acquaintances than they know about you. You keep your true personality hidden beneath several layers of polite friendliness. Maybe you're secretly in a townie garage band. Maybe you like to do witchcraft in the gender-neutral bathroom on the fourth floor of Clapp. Maybe you're actually Oprah's daughter, or a highly skilled, reclusive poet who writes on spare envelopes and hides them in a dresser. Whatever you are, you aren't sharing a large part of your identity with the Mount Holyoke crowd, and they'd hardly recognize the "real" you. You're a lot more weird and/or famous and/or in love with Umass agriculture classes than they'd ever guess. Don't worry, Double Agent, it's your choice to keep your passions hidden. Just remember that you need productive relationships with other people in order to get by in life. I know, it sucks.

Congratulations! You're a Thirsty Firstie. No matter what your class status, you never quite got over the "oh my gosh I'm surrounded by gorgeous single queers" phase. Your friends can probably rattle off the name, age, eye color, zodiac sign, hometown, major, and hobbies of your last five mega-crushes-- you talk about them all the time, after all. When you're not eyeing a cool classmate with longing, you are flirting with your friends, some of whom you've probably already hooked up with. You wish simultaneously to make out with as many people as possible and to find and fall deeply in love with The One. You are an expert flirt and regard every hickey as a personal achievement. On the other hand, you're craving stability, a partner to cook naked with, and an apartment straight off pinterest. Relax, Thirsty Firstie. You've got your whole life ahead of you. In the meantime, if you want to go out and get some, then hey, go get some. Just don't it loudly at 2 am. And make sure you keep your clothes handy in case the fire alarm goes off.

Congratulations! You're a Cult Kid. You are always surrounded by a close knit group of peers who have an entire language of inside jokes and references that no one else can begin to make sense of. Maybe it was an org or sport that brought you together, or maybe it was some other circumstance-- regardless, you and your group are inseparable. When the group is in full form, you glow. But when the group is fighting, it's a national emergency. You're very reluctant to spend any time away from them. What if you miss something important? In fact, you probably completed this quiz as a unit, since you're all hanging out together anyway. Nobody else could ever be as important as your org-mates, team-mates, or group-mates. Nobody could ever understand you like they do. Right? Well, maybe this is true. But your roommate is getting kind of tired of having seventeen people sleeping on the floor every night. It's important to remember that there are other human beings who might have relevant things to say to you and may provide you with fulfilling relationships. So love your cult, Cult Kid. But don't let it consume you. There's only so much room on a twin bed, after all.

Congratulations! You're a True Believer. You have seen the disgusting underbelly of society. You understand systematic oppression and how incredibly hard it is to fight. You can list 6,000 reasons why the earth is doomed. Yet still you carry on, fighting for justice and change, carrying your golden torch in the nasty darkness of shitty people and their shitty politics. You think critically about everything and constantly look for ways to improve as an activist and citizen of the earth. You probably read that metaphor about the golden torch and were like, "we need to dispel this myth that evil always has to be associated with darkness." Props. You can spy the insidious undercurrents of inequality in places where most would ignore it or fail to notice it at all. You'd be that guy that pulls over to watch a cop give someone else a speeding ticket, just to make sure things don't get out of hand. It's likely that many members of the administration know your name, because you're constantly protesting unfair policy or trying to send a message to the board of trustees. You keep them up at night. They probably groan when they see you coming. Some on campus would call you intimidating, but you're just trying your hardest to create a just world. You probably hate the phrase "you catch more flies with honey." But remember to be patient with others and yourself. You are always learning and changing, and so are most of the people around you.