Which Character From Doug Are You?

First of all, lets state the obvious, you my friend, are a dink!! You are an annoying neighbor, and you give the worst advice!! You may be dimwitted, but fortunately for you, you are to out of it to notice!! Keep doing you, and go on wit yo bad self!!

You are very uptight and serious, and will put the smallest mistakes on someones permanent record, While how about this, Why don't we put on your permanent record that you are a complete BONEhead, that does nothing but yodel and clog dance!! You are real JERK!! Shame on you!!

What is there to say about you besides the fact that you have fully accepted that you will probably die a bitter old woman, sure sometimes you can be nice, but your sad life dims the light of all those that shine around you. Maybe its time to retire, and work on yourself, we wish you the best!!

You are very gullible, and eager to fit in with the crowd, but sorry funnie, its not going to happen!! Roger hit the nail on the head when he crowned you a DOOFUS. I mean for crying out loud, you play the banjo and spend your spare time pretending to be a superhero named Quailman... We hope for your sake you grow out of this by high school, ya NERD!

Although you may not be the best looking guy, you do have some things going for you, and have 100% chance of getting laid before Doug, That is if you stop with all the honking noises!!

You may be an all star athlete, but you are also a horrible person. You allow others (such as Doug) to fall for you, when you clearly know he is barking up the wrong tree!! Maybe you should just come out and date Judy Funnie, because we all know she is your true love interest!! Once you stop lying to yourself, life will be much easier for you!!