12 Things Girls Who Don't Want To Get Married Can Relate To

If anyone ever proposed to you, you'd say "What? No...what!?"

Abigail Morris
Created by Abigail Morris
On Sep 22, 2017
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Thinking the whole idea of marriage is just painfully gross.

Love is just so...icky.

2

Fantasizing about objecting at your friend's wedding (but then never actually doing it).

Pretty damn fun to think about though.

3

Realizing it's pointless because everyone dies alone.

Can't deny the facts of being human.

4

The involuntary eye roll that happens when you see engagement photos on Facebook.

Why do I have to be subjected to this...madness?

5

Assuming that everyone who gets engaged is making a huge mistake.

If only they knew they're about to ruin their lives...

6

Constantly reminding people that marriage is a structure inflicted on us by society.

Just because the government says I'm "in love" doesn't mean I actually am.

7

Planning out all the things you're going to do with the money you're not going to spend on a wedding and honeymoon.

Weddings are a scam. I'd much rather spend my money on a hot tub.

8

Remembering your parents' divorce and thinking...

There's still so much hurt from childhood that I'd really rather not re-live.

9

Faking excitement when a friend tells you she's getting married.

Yay for throwing your life away. Whoop whoop!

10

The appeal of staying a free, independent woman.

Who would "choose" to be chained to someone else for life? Makes no sense.

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Thinking that being someone's legal property is just weird...

Kinda creepy...and dated...

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The very strong need to keep your own identity intact.

I am whole whether or not I'm someone's wife.

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